26 June 2008

combo pizza

i work within a quarter mile of a costco, which is to say that i work within a quarter mile of unhealthy but very inexpensive and tasty food. i make it a point to leave the office before 11:15 on days i decide i cannot go on without consuming a slice of combo pizza.

when i arrived on the premise earlier today, there were already three lines of 7 patrons each waiting to order. after reviewing the demographic of my three options, i decided to stand in the line consisting entirely of individual male parties. though the other lines consisted of just about the same number of bodies, i reasoned that mothers with children and women in general were more likely to have larger and more complex orders.

think i am sexist? how many men do you know order the hand dipped chocolate covered vanilla ice cream bar to go along with their slice of combo pizza?

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The take of a Chinese American tween living in Los Angeles