chan

car: "chan. how'd you get that last name?"

jas: "from my dad. he's cantonese american."

car: "oh really. what is your mom?"

jas: "full blood salvadorian."

car: "wow. how did they meet?"

jas: "at a liquor store."

(much laughter)

car: "really?"

jas: "yep."

car: "i guess they had a common interest."

jas: "my dad owned a liquor store and my mom went there to buy things."

car: "oh really. like milk?"

jas: "honestly, i don't want to know."